5.13 Wedding Bell Blues

Logan: Like the suit. Is it cashmere?
Rory: I didnt know you were going to be here.
Logan: Really? I thought you put my name on the list.
Rory: Nope.
Logan: Ah, well. Must have been your grandparents that invited me. My parents are around here somewhere.
Rory: Oh, so you came with your parents?
Logan: Yup.
Rory: And...
Logan: And...what?
Rory: Where's the blonde?
Logan: She's at the bar.
Rory: Oh...yeah. She's pretty.
Logan: Yeah, you want me to hook you up?
Rory: No, I was just saying.
Logan: What are you just saying?
Rory: That she's pretty...that you brought a pretty girl. She's pretty and the two of you look pretty together, in case you were wondering.
Logan: Jill's a friend of the family. I've known her forever. She's visiting her parents in town, and had nothing to do, so asked to tag along. We're not dating.
Rory: Wanna dance?
Logan: After you.

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Logan: What?
Rory: Why did you come?
Logan: Open bar.
Rory: Quite a draw for a guy with an American Express black card.
Logan: Live band, salad, butter pats.
Rory: Logan.
Logan: Those little bags with the Jordan almonds.
Rory: Are you ever going to ask me out? You flirt with me. You act like you like me a little...then you show up here with a friend...not a date. I mean, arent you? Ever? [Logan just looks at her] You do like me, right? [he smiles] Oh. Okay. Um...no problem. I'll just let you go back to your table, and I'll start burrowing directly into the ground.
Logan: Rory
Rory: I should be in China by midnight.
Logan: Rory..
Rory: You called me Rory.
Logan: I want to be clear.
Rory: Oh, good.
Logan: I have thought about asking you out several times. I just dont think its a good idea.
Rory: Why not.
Logan: Because you're special.
Rory: Special? Like, 'stop eating the paste' special?
Logan: You are beautiful, you are intelligent, you are incredibly interesting. You are definitely girlfriend material. I, however, am definitely not boyfriend material. I cant do that. I cant do commitment, and I dont want to pretend to you that I can. If I were to date you, there would be no dating. It would be something right away. And Im not that guy.
Rory: Im not looking for anything...something, right now.
Logan: Rory...
Rory: Im not. Ive done that. As a matter of fact I just did that. And its not what I want.
Logan: Im not saying that you want that right now...
Rory: No, I dont want that at all. Hey, Im not expecting anything. I just...I like you. And I want to spend some time with you. No strings attached.
Logan: No strings attached?
Rory: Hey, girls just wanna have fun...stringless fun.
Logan: Ok...you may feel like that now, but...
Rory: I do feel like that now.
Logan: Ok...but... [Rory leads him off the dance floor] Where are we going?
Rory: How should I know? What do you think I have a plan or something? Live in the moment, Huntzberger. You coming? [Logan follows Rory from the room]

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Rory: Champagne?
[Logan sighs and takes a drink, before handing the bottle to Rory]
Logan: You sure you want to do this?
Rory: I just...want to know what it would be like.
[Rory kisses him, and he smiles and looks down at her]
Logan: I feel like Im kissing a guy.
[Rory kisses him again]
Logan: And, apparently, I had no idea what I was missing.
[Logan cups her face in his hands, and kisses her passionately]

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LORELAI: Hm. Grandma wants a picture.
RORY: Of this?
LORELAI: Rory, what are you doing?
RORY: Mom –
LORELAI: You’re at your grandparents’ wedding! Renewal – vowal – thing. Whatever. They’re right out there. God, Rory, I swear!
CHRIS: Rory? Rory’s in here?
LORELAI: Okay, don’t, Chris, it’s all right.
Christopher: What the hell are you doing in here with my daughter? Get away from her. That is my daughter! I will kick your ass! I will kick your ass, you little weasel!
Lorelai: Chris, out!
Luke: What the hell is going on?
Chris: Who is that guy Lorelai?
Lorelai: Christopher, calm down! You're drunk.
Chris: Calm down? There is a guy in there pawing my daughter.
Luke: What guy? There's a guy in there with Rory? [storms in and points at Logan] Hey, get your hands off her! I mean it, right now! Hands in the air! I want to see hands in the air! [Lorelai drags him out of the room]
Lorelai: Out! Uh, I think you guys better use the back way out of here.
Rory: But...Dad...Luke...
Lorelai: I will take care of Dad and Luke. Just go. Now. Go. [to Logan] So...um...you must be Logan.
Logan: Uh, yeah.
Lorelai: Im Lorelai.
Logan: Nice to meet you. [hears Luke and Chris outside] OKay...I better.. [leaves]