5.15 Jews and Chinese Food

[Scene starts at Rory's dorm. Her and Marty are lying on the couch]

Marty: I am gonna say something that will upset possibly everyone in the entire world.
Rory: Wow.
Marty: I thought the 'I Love Lucy' episode with Harpo Marx was lame.
Rory: Get out
Marty: There is no way Harpo even for a second would have believed that he was looking in the mirror. And the last time they made that popping up from behind the partition move, she was totally slower than him.
Rory: You have carried this with you for a very long time.
Marty: I mean, we had to believe a lot during those Hollywood shows. Dore Schary just happened to be hanging out at their pool. And Im sorry, I was totally with Lucy when Ricky took those women to the premiere of his movie. What an ass.
Rory: You've got to stop watching 'I Love Lucy'
[knock sounds at the door]
Marty: Oh, man, I hope thats Paris. Maybe she and Doyle had a fight. That would be great.
Rory: [gets up and walks to the door] There's so much darkness under this bosom buddies exterior of years.
Logan: Hello, stranger.
Rory: Hi. You're back.
Logan: Just rolled in.
Rory: So, how was it? Was it fun?
Logan: No. Very dull. Lets not talk about it. We're all going to the China Palace for food. Get your coat, lets go.
Rory: Oh, umm...I cant.
Logan: What? Sure you can. Come on, I missed you. I'll even buy you a fortune cookie.
Rory: I kind of have company.
Logan: Really? Anybody I know? [walks inside] Hey, Marty. Good to see you.
Marty: Uh...yeah. You, too.
Logan: You can come, too. The more the merrier.
Rory: Oh, well...
Logan: Come on, Marty. If you're going to be hanging with Ace like this, then, ts time we got to know you without a waiter's uniform on. Lets go. The cars waiting outside. [walks out]
Rory: We do not have to go.
Marty: But you want to.
Rory: No...well. I mean, if you do. But you dont, so forget it.
Marty: No, its cool. Lets go.
Rory: Really? Are you sure? Because you dont look sure.
Marty: Sure, Im sure. Cars waiting outside.
Rory: Ok. But if we get bored, or if Dory Schare happens to be there, we bail.
Marty: Deal.
Rory: Okay, then let me get my coat.

[scene changes to Chinese Restaurant]
Logan: [laughing] I swear I thought he was never going to wake up.
Colin: If I had known the hangover was going to last that long, I wouldnt have.
Rosemary: Theres nothing like a charming little itty bitty 'how drunk I got' story, to get the girls all hot.
Colin: It always worked before.
Juliet: Oh God, the smell of this food is making me ill.
Rory: Mmm...I think its delicious.
Juliet: How can you eat like that?
Rosemary: Juliet hasnt eaten a meal since 1994.
Juliet: My metabolism simply doesnt accept food.
Logan: Yes, that must be it. A modern medical miracle. May I?
Rory: Sure. Hey Marty, do you want some beer?
Logan: Here you go, man. I got ya.
Marty: Thanks.
Finn: Rosemary's going home with me tonight. I just thought everyone at this table should know.
Rosemary: Oh, Finn. How you do hallucinate.
Juliet: Are you going to eat that fried shrimp?
Rory: I think I am.
Juliet: Oh, God. Can I watch?
Logan: Juliet, just eat something.
Juliet: No! I am not eating until I get married to some gorgeous but very poor man, who will sign an iron clad prenup, and then I will get very, very, fat, but he will never leave me, because he would get cut off and die in a trailer park.
Finn: My God, that is brilliant.
Rosemary: That is sick.
Finn: I agree with anything Rosemary says tonight.
Rosemary: Not going home with you, Finn.
[Logan puts his hand behind Rory, and starts playing with her hair]
Colin: Do you know where they have the best Chinese food in the world? This tiny, little place right outside Zugerberg.
Logan: Oh, Zugerberg!
Colin: The golden days of Zugerberg.
Marty: Whats Zugerberg?
Colin: Zugerberg is the boarding school I went to in Switzerland.
Rory: Really?
Colin: Yup. Grades 7 through 12.
Rory: Wow. Living in Switzerland, that sounds exciting.
Marty: Boarding school, man, that must have sucked.
Colin: Sucked? Are you kidding? Those were the greatest days of my life. Oh my God, the partying there went on all day...insane.
Logan: I did a year at Andover, not bad.
Marty: So you didnt miss your home...your family?
Colin: My family? Did I miss my family?(scoffs) Logan, did I miss my family?
Logan: Huh...lets see. Which mom were you on then?
Colin: I believe it was the blonde.
Logan: Oh...yes.
Finn: She was hot.
Colin: You didnt know her, Finn.
Finn: All your mothers have been hot, Colin.
Colin: And no, Marty, I didnt miss my family.

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Logan: Ok, the night's young. Where are we going next?
Rory: I dont think I can move.
Juliet: You're full?
Rory: I am full.
Juliet: Is it fabulous?
Rory: You know, Juliet. It doesnt suck.
Finn: Lets hit the Alligator Lounge
Logan: Yes, perfect. (to Rory) Zydeco music. You'll love this place.
Rory: Well, Im...
Logan: What do you say, Marty? You up for a little Casian craziness?
Marty: Um...I...
Colin: OK, I got it. Everyone owes 75 bucks. Pony up, please, so we can get the hell out of here.
Marty: 75?
Logan: (to Rory) I got you.
Rory: (to Marty) Are you okay, do you have enough?
Logan: Hey, dont sweat it, man. I can cover you too.
Marty: No, thank you.
Logan: Its no big deal, I invited you. My treat.
Marty: Its ok, I just need to find an ATM. Ill be right back.
Rory: Marty...
Colin: An ATM? How quaint.
Logan: You okay?
Rory: Oh, yeah. I think I remember seeing a bank across the street, so I'll go catch Marty.

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[Rory is reading in bed, when there is a knock on her window. She opens the blinds, to see Logan there, and opens the window]

Logan: Hey
Rory: Hey
Logan: Can I?
Rory: Yeah, sure
[he climbs in]
Logan: Huh. That move always seems cooler in the movies.
Rory: No, I think you maneuver yourself through a window quite gracefully.
Logan: Thank you.
Rory: I assume you've had practice.
Logan: Nope, first time.
Rory: Im sure. So, how was the zydeco music?
Logan: Ah...I left when Finn jumped in on vocals.
Rory: Excellent self preservation instincts.
Logan: I just wanted to make sure you got home okay.
Rory: Oh, yeah, I got home okay.
Logan: So, I see.
Rory: Thanks for the concern, I appreciate it.
Logan: It wasnt all concern.
Rory: Oh, really?
Logan: No...I dont believe I said a proper good-night to you this evening.
Rory: No, you didnt.
Logan: Good-night, Ace.
[they kiss]
Rory: I thought you said a proper good-night. [takes off his jacket]
Logan: You want to change into something more comfortable?
Rory: More comfortable than this?
Logan: I actually was hoping for some footsie pajamas...
Rory: Oh, on me? You know Im not that kind of girl.
[they kiss again, and move towards the bed]
Logan: Do you want me to go? [she kisses him again] Rory, do you want me to go?
Rory: No.
Logan: Good...cause if you think climbing in that window was hard....
[they get on the bed]
Rory: Shhh.....