6.01 The New and Improved Lorelai

[Rory and Paris at the pool house...]
Paris: Rory?
Rory: In here
Paris: You live here?
Rory: Home sweet home.
Paris: Arent you worried that one night you're going to sleepwalk right into that pool and drown?
Rory: I am now.
Paris: [points at closet] The stuff's in here?
Rory: Go to town.
Paris: Im meeting more of Doyle's family tonight. Ive been meeting people for months. He's got like 500 cousins. And you know what? He's the tallest one in the family.
Rory: Really?
Paris: Yup. His family get togethers are like a Lollipop Guild convention. I have to stop myself from asking how its going at the Chocolate Factory.
Rory. Good. Good...get it all out now.
Paris: This isnt that bad.
Rory: Yeah, there's a belt in there that matches.
Paris: So, I have a matter to discuss with you. Doyle and I have decided to move into together.
Rory: Wow. Congratulations.
Paris: Thanks, we found this great duplex, lots of room, seperate bathrooms. And its a two bedroom. So, I was wondering if you would like to move in with his.
Rory: Very Bob and Carol, Ted and Alice. Minus Bob.
Paris: Now, its not until school starts, because its rented until then. But I thought it would be a perfect situation.
Rory: Its a very nice offer, Paris. But I cant. Im not going back to school.
Paris: You're pregnant.
Rory: No!
Paris: You're sick. You look pasty.
Rory: I am not sick.
Paris: Well, I know your National Guard unit didnt get called up, so whats the story?
Rory: Im just taking some time off.
Paris: No. You dont take time off.
Rory: Did you find what you need, because I have to finish getting ready.
Paris: What happened? Something must have happened?
Rory: Nothing happened. People take time off. Einsten took a year off.
Paris: Yeah, after he discovered three laws of physics.
Rory: Alright, I do not have to defend my life to you. Im a grown up, Im independent, Im on my own.
Paris: You have no furniture.
Rory: Well, Im redecorating. I want to individualize it, to my taste.
Paris: Oh. I get it. I know what this is about.
Rory: No, you dont.
Paris: Sure, I do.
Rory: Paris, just take what you need and go, okay?
[Logan walks in]
Logan: Hey, sorry Im late. [kisses Rory on the cheek]. Paris.
Paris: [to Logan, as she leaves] YOU!
Logan: [shrugs confused] I think vacation is coming at just the right time for her.
Rory: Im ready. Lets go.
Logan: [looks at the empty living room] Did you get robbed?

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Rory: So, a drink, dinner and a movie? Thats really what we're doing tonight?
Logan: I dont understand, why wont you just believe me? Im tired, I just want a mellow evening with my girlfriend.
Rory: The last time you were mellow, you had a 104 fever, and even then we went bar hopping for an hour before your fainted.
Logan: Men dont faint, men pass out. Drink, dinner, movie. Thats it. [kisses her, and leads her to a door- Felon Party]
LDB: [sings]For she's a jolly good felon, for she's a jolly good felon, for she's a jolly good felon....which nobody can deny.
Logan: [kisses her] After the party, that is.

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Finn: My best sloth year, was my sophomore year, I believe. I went to Spain for a week, to drown myself in Cervantes, wound up staying for two months, and almost joined the French Foreign Legion.
Rory: But you were in Spain.
Finn: Yes, but Sinatra didnt sing about the Spanish Foreign Legion.
Juliet: Could you pass me three peanuts?
Colin: Two months is nothing.
Finn: Oh, you think you can outdo me?
Colin: Freshman year, 4 1/2 month cross country road trip, this was pre-navigational assistance, people
Finn: In Junior year, I dumped my things in my dorm room, jumped on a plane to Australia, and surfed until Christmas.
Colin: You did not.
Finn: I did.
Colin: Where was I?
Finn: In class, like a good little boy.
Rosemary: Amazing. Their actually having a loseroff.
Colin: Oh, look how she mocks. And this from the girl who didnt come out of her room for a month all because of a tragic hair cut.
Rosemary: It was not a tragic hair cut. It was apocolyptic highlights. I looked like a Tim Burton character.
Juliet: Two more peanuts. Little ones.
Colin: Hey, Logan, do you remember that time you left class to make an entrance for that mock debate and you ended up in Atlantic City?
Logan: Vaguely.
Finn: Now, this man here, my darlings, is the long reigning king of the Sloths.
Colin: Thats right. No one can waste time like this man, here..
Rory: Really?
Logan: No.... Now who wants a drink?
Colin: Oh, he's just being modest. Logan has a talent for doing nothing that has yet to be matched by man...or...actual sloth.
Juliet: Ok, I feel a lip stick crisis coming on. I'll be right back
Rosemary: I'll go with you.
Rory: King of the Sloths, huh? I dont know, this year I may give you a run for your money.
Colin: Oh really?
Rory: Yes, all kings must be dethroned eventually. And this year, that crown will be mine.
Colin: All hail, Rory Gilmore, future Queen of the Sloths.
Finn: All Hail. Alright, time to make the rounds, see which one of these lovely lady is soused enough, to find my arrogance charming.
Rory: Finn, have you ever thought about just wooing a woman? A little chocolate, flowers, slow jam in the background?
Finn: Slow jam is for the subtle, Rory. One too many has a delightful immediacy. You coming, Colin?
Colin: Absolutely.
Rory: I wonder how beer tastes with ice cream in it.
Logan: I give you one month.
Rory: To do what?
Logan: Before you're back in school, one month.
Rory: You are wrong.
Logan: Nope.
Rory: Oh, I can not believe how little faith you have in me. I mean, what kind of match would I be for you, if I just went running right back to a life of respectability without even attempting to join the French Foreign Legion?
Logan: You love school.
Rory: Not anymore.
Logan: No. You love school. I saw it. That doesnt just go away.
Rory: Well, I have reformed. From now on, no more scheduling, no more planning. I am just going to spend my days making ice cream beer floats, and just taking life as it comes. You'll see. New me.
Logan: If you say so.
Rory: I do say so. [they kiss]
Rosemary: Oh, I love this song! You have got to come dance with us, so we can work the beer off, otherwise one of us will be going home with Finn.
Rory: Oh, this is for a good cause.
Logan: Take her.
Rory: Ok, Save my seat, and order me a scoop of vanilla.